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Blacks out in wrigleyville loses phone and coat thursday night Finds it all within 2 hours

Blacks out in wrigleyville loses phone and coat thursday night Finds it all within 2 hours  Success Kid

Arrive late to AUB for registration Still got all my classes

Arrive late to AUB for registration Still got all my classes  Success Kid

Three players on my bench have more points than any of my starters Still won

Three players on my bench have more points than any of my starters Still won  Success Kid

Local fast food place closed for construction Drive-through still open

Local fast food place closed for construction Drive-through still open  Success Kid

dropped a big turd in the toilet didn't splash my ass

dropped a big turd in the toilet didn't splash my ass  Success Kid

Goes through whole Fall- Winter season Doesn't get sick

Goes through whole Fall- Winter season Doesn't get sick  Success Kid

Accidentally drops phone Catches with foot

Accidentally drops phone Catches with foot  Success Kid

woke up from being piss drunk the night before nobody wrote on me

woke up from being piss drunk the night before nobody wrote on me  Success Kid

laptop falls from ten feet starts to run faster

laptop falls from ten feet starts to run faster  Success Kid

Have to wait for check to clear before buying new computer Sale starts while waiting for check to clear.

Have to wait for check to clear before buying new computer Sale starts while waiting for check to clear.  Success Kid
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