Success Kid

Got a male barber Didn't have to make awkward conversation

Got a male barber Didn't have to make awkward conversation  Success Kid

Sneak into house at 5:00 AM Low-flying passenger jet masks my footsteps

Sneak into house at 5:00 AM Low-flying passenger jet masks my footsteps  Success Kid

Has had sex every day for the past 4 months

Has had sex  every day for the past 4 months  Success Kid

Got a new phone Didn't drop it the first day!

Got a new phone Didn't drop it the first day!  Success Kid

Lost 40Lbs,Started a decent garden, on course to pay off student loans by june.. While also discovering Reddit..

Lost 40Lbs,Started a decent garden, on course to pay off student loans by june.. While also discovering Reddit..  Success Kid

started going back to the gym my pants fit again

started going back to the gym my pants fit again  Success Kid

New job pays $.50 more then they said they would and they already gave me a raise for my next paycheck.

New job pays $.50 more then they said they would  and they already gave me a raise for my next paycheck.   Success Kid

Went to buy some milk at the groceries only bought milk

Went to buy some milk at the groceries only bought milk  Success Kid

Unsubscribed from r/atheism

Unsubscribed from r/atheism   Success Kid

Driver attempts to race me Cops stop him instead of me

Driver attempts to race me Cops stop him instead of me  Success Kid
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