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My 1 year anniversary at work isn't until April Got Employee of the Month for February

My 1 year anniversary at work isn't until April Got Employee of the Month for February  Success Kid

Had to give a urine sample didn't pee all over my hands

Had to give a        urine sample didn't pee all                over my hands  Success Kid

Piss broke into two streams Both made it in the toilet

Piss broke into two streams Both made it in the toilet  Success Kid

Has Purchased many EA Games Have not been fucked in the ass yet

Has Purchased many EA Games Have not been fucked in the ass yet  Success Kid

bought chips from a vending machine Two bags fell down

bought chips from a vending machine
 Two bags fell down  Success Kid

Car in the shop for one repair Mechanic finds and fixes addition issue and doesn't charge for additional labor

Car in the shop for one repair Mechanic finds and fixes addition issue and doesn't charge for additional labor  Success Kid

No Assignment Because It's on page 666

No Assignment Because It's on page 666  Success Kid

Sister Ran into My Cheating Ex at the Mall New BF a total dud, And he was clearly annoyed she still talks about me all the time

Sister Ran into My Cheating Ex at the Mall New BF a total dud,
And he was clearly annoyed she still talks about me all the time  Success Kid

saw childhood bully he turned out to be a complete loser

saw childhood bully he turned out to be a complete loser  Success Kid

Redditor for 1 year 100 Karma

Redditor for 1 year 100 Karma  Success Kid
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