Success Kid

Went to the bathroom after sex didn't get piss on the shower curtain, the rug, or the cat

Went to the bathroom after sex didn't get piss on the shower curtain, the rug, or the cat  Success Kid

Bartender told me to enjoy the show Didn't answer with "You, too!"

Bartender told me to enjoy the show Didn't answer with

Grabbed Burning hot pan handle Didn't blister at all

Grabbed Burning hot pan handle Didn't blister at all  Success Kid

20 minutes late to work Boss is 30 minutes late

20 minutes late to work Boss is 30 minutes late  Success Kid

Took sexual advantage of saffron didn't go to special hell

Took sexual advantage of saffron didn't go to special hell  Success Kid

specific movie i want to watch found it on netflix instant stream

specific movie i want to watch found it on netflix instant stream  Success Kid

Repost reddit on facebook for friends to gawk at my ingenious findings steal all glory

Repost reddit on facebook for friends to gawk at my ingenious findings steal all glory  Success Kid

Poured out the last of a box of cereal perfect amount

Poured out the last of a box of cereal perfect amount  Success Kid

First to get inside an empty classroom Free pens. Everywhere.

First to get inside an empty classroom Free pens. Everywhere.  Success Kid

Went and played pokemon for 3 hours Huge nostalgia boner

Went and played pokemon for 3 hours Huge nostalgia boner  Success Kid
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