Success Kid

discover pizza box in fridge it's heavy

discover pizza box in fridge it's heavy  Success Kid

Txt was 2 sms pages shortened it to one

Txt was 2 sms pages shortened it to one  Success Kid

Got stuck in the east bay with no cash for the bay bridge found nearest no-fee atm on google maps app

Got stuck in the east bay with no cash for the bay bridge found nearest no-fee atm on google maps app  Success Kid

Got lost on way to interview and arrived late. They were behind in their schedule and never noticed.

Got lost on way to interview and arrived late. They were behind in their schedule and never noticed.  Success Kid

Need to fart... Fat paki next to me Fuck Yeah

Need to fart... 
Fat paki next to me  Fuck Yeah  Success Kid

used expired coupon at store they didn't notice

used expired coupon at store they didn't notice  Success Kid

Sees a meme font large enough so I don't have to click the link

Sees a meme font large enough so I don't have to click the link  Success Kid

Hot nurse asked me to whip off my jeans while she felt my balls Didn't get a stiffy

Hot nurse asked me to whip off my jeans while she felt my balls Didn't get a stiffy  Success Kid

crack hard boiled egg shell comes off properly

crack hard boiled egg shell comes off properly  Success Kid

wandered away from minecraft house and slept in the middle of nowhere found my old house

wandered away from minecraft house and slept in the middle of nowhere found my old house  Success Kid
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