Success Kid

Married to an asian girl wife will always have the body of a 19 year old

Married to an asian girl wife will always have the body of a 19 year old  Success Kid

Texted fiancee "Blow me later?" She responded "Yes"

Texted fiancee

Last name used to start with "T" Married a guy who's last name starts with a "b"

Last name used to start with

Gave cute waitress my number on the check She called

Gave cute waitress my number on the check She called  Success Kid

Farted Didn't crap pants

Farted Didn't crap pants  Success Kid

Bought a box of girl scout cookies three days ago Still a few left

Bought a box of girl scout cookies three days ago Still a few left  Success Kid

Too self conscious To buy junk food

Too self conscious  To buy junk food  Success Kid

internet is clogged with harlem shake videos Have yet to watch a single one

internet is clogged with harlem shake videos Have yet to watch a single one  Success Kid

Knocked the shampoo bottle off the wall while showering caught it before it destroyed my foot

Knocked the shampoo bottle off the wall while showering caught it before it destroyed my foot  Success Kid

Quit my job they hire two people to replace me

Quit my job they hire two people to replace me  Success Kid
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