Success Kid

Approaching red light at full speed turns green

Approaching red light at full speed turns green  Success Kid

opened reese's cup no chocolate came off

opened reese's cup no chocolate came off  Success Kid

Threaten to quit because i feel like a useless piece of shit at work Get Promoted

Threaten to quit because i feel like a useless piece of shit at work Get Promoted   Success Kid

Girlfriend's sister doubted our relationship Her and her boyfriend broke up several months ago and now he's stalking her

Girlfriend's sister doubted our relationship Her and her boyfriend broke up several months ago and now he's stalking her  Success Kid

Missed my bus and sat down for what i thought would be a 20 minute wait The bus was later than I was

Missed my bus and sat down for what i thought would be a 20 minute wait The bus was later than I was  Success Kid

Girlfriends cage fighter man friend tells her he has feelings for her lets him down gently, feels bad i was right in the first place, loves me even more

Girlfriends cage fighter man friend tells her he has feelings for her lets him down gently, feels bad i was right in the first place, loves me even more  Success Kid

went to chipotle for lunch bit into burrito correctly on the first bite... got a little bit of everything

went to chipotle for lunch bit into burrito correctly on the first bite... got a little bit of everything  Success Kid

Graduated college two weeks ago Got a job offer

Graduated college two weeks ago  Got a job offer  Success Kid

Used a copypasta pickup line straight out of World of Warcraft Taking her out tomorrow and I don't even play.

Used a copypasta pickup line straight out of World of Warcraft Taking her out tomorrow and I don't even play.  Success Kid

I just started my period today... But it'ok because they aren't my bedsheets

I just started my period today... But it'ok because they aren't my bedsheets  Success Kid
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