Success Kid

Had an argument with the missus didn't get punched in the nut sack

Had an argument with the missus didn't get punched in the nut sack  Success Kid

Had a massive poop before getting in shower

Had a massive poop before getting in shower  Success Kid

Walk back into dorms at 5am doesn't run into anyone in the hallway

Walk back into dorms at 5am doesn't run into anyone in the hallway  Success Kid

Got wisdom teeth out didn't have an embarrassing video made by parents

Got wisdom teeth out didn't have an embarrassing video made by parents  Success Kid

A random computer decides whether I stay in the US Math.random() WIN!

A random computer decides whether I stay in the US Math.random() WIN!  Success Kid

Went to grocery store Remembered to bring bags

Went to grocery store Remembered to bring bags  Success Kid

Had a disabled kid now I get to park in handicap spots

Had a disabled kid now I get to park in handicap spots  Success Kid

Bullshit Blowjobs

Bullshit Blowjobs  Success Kid

Fat person got stuck squeezing thru a small space at work and had to be rescued didn't laugh

Fat person got stuck squeezing thru a small space at work and had to be rescued didn't laugh  Success Kid

Studied 12 straight hours to ace back to back finals blacked out at the pregame after acing both

Studied 12 straight hours to ace back to back finals blacked out at the pregame after acing both  Success Kid
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