Success Kid

Washed 16 socks Got 8 matching pairs out of the dryer

Washed 16 socks Got 8 matching pairs out of the dryer  Success Kid

Wears morphsuit to school No boners

Wears morphsuit to school No boners  Success Kid

Didn't have important homework done The teacher forgot to take it up

Didn't have important homework done The teacher forgot to take it up  Success Kid

Making cereal in the morning Just enough milk to finish

Making cereal in the morning Just enough milk to finish  Success Kid

Debit card stolen, thief has huge payment pending cancels card before money leaves account

Debit card stolen, thief has huge payment pending cancels card before money leaves account  Success Kid

had tons of unprotected sex girlfriend still got her period

had tons of unprotected sex girlfriend still got her period  Success Kid

Complaining about your children to someone who can't have children... is like complaining about having too much to eat to someone who is starving...Tact. It's not just a word.

Complaining about your children to someone who can't have children... is like complaining about having too much to eat to someone who is starving...Tact. It's not just a word.  Success Kid

Picks out a recipe Already has all the ingredients

Picks out a recipe Already has all the ingredients   Success Kid

Break friend's bong Remember that friend still owes me money

Break friend's bong Remember that friend still owes me money  Success Kid

goes to unlock front door at night key goes in first try

goes to unlock front door at night key goes in first try  Success Kid
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