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Logged onto Reddit account first time in weeks Notice it's cake day

Logged onto Reddit account first time in weeks Notice it's cake day  Success Kid

My girlfriend caught me fapping. She gives me a blow job.

My girlfriend caught me fapping. She gives me a blow job.  Success Kid

smoke the night before wake up high the next morning

smoke the night before wake up high the next morning  Success Kid

Went to doctors for physical Didn't get my balls touched

Went to doctors for physical Didn't get my balls touched  Success Kid

Hot girl told me i smelled good didn't put on deodorant

Hot girl told me i smelled good didn't put on deodorant  Success Kid

had to poop at work no one else in bathroom

had to poop at work no one else in bathroom  Success Kid

passed out in newark penn for 2 hours didn't get robbed

passed out in newark penn  for 2 hours didn't get robbed  Success Kid

Did my telemarketing pitch woman thought i was a recorded voice

Did my telemarketing pitch woman thought i was a recorded voice  Success Kid

Cleaned Pantry Found girl scout cookies

Cleaned Pantry Found girl scout cookies  Success Kid

Drop a loaded pipe three feet Nothing broken, nothing spilt

Drop a loaded pipe three feet Nothing broken, nothing spilt  Success Kid
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