Success Kid

scrubbed the house spotless all weekend cuz I'm pathetic and loney attractive neighbor stops by for the first time

scrubbed the house spotless all weekend cuz I'm pathetic and loney  attractive neighbor stops by for the first time  Success Kid

parked illegally during class didn't get a parking ticket

parked illegally during class didn't get a parking ticket  Success Kid

Got shitfaced Didn't piss the bed

Got shitfaced Didn't piss the bed  Success Kid

Got to the front page of reddit During the post debate meme hurricane

Got to the front page of reddit During the post debate meme hurricane  Success Kid

Wife and kids went to bed Time for Skyrim!

Wife and kids went to bed Time for Skyrim!  Success Kid

Got Head Not even my birthday

Got Head Not even my birthday  Success Kid

Forgets earbuds Caring roomie brings them to me when it's totally out of her way

Forgets earbuds Caring roomie brings them to me when it's totally out of her way  Success Kid

Busy day at work Didn't even know Reddit was down

Busy day at work Didn't even know Reddit was down  Success Kid

Open fun-sized starburst Both pink

Open fun-sized starburst Both pink  Success Kid

Pen Exploded in Dryer Clothes were all black

Pen Exploded in Dryer Clothes were all black  Success Kid
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