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Can stop microwave at 1 second every time Could have starred in The Hurt Locker!

Can stop microwave at 1 second every time Could have starred in The Hurt Locker!  Success Kid

got thousands of upvotes and downvotes successfully pissed people off

got thousands of upvotes and downvotes successfully pissed people off  Success Kid

Date night with the husband at Costco: $370.91 Hot dog dinner for two: $3.26

Date night with the husband at Costco: $370.91 Hot dog dinner for two: $3.26  Success Kid

Lost my keys after a heavy night of drinking called bar and someone turned them in

Lost my keys after a heavy night of drinking called bar and someone turned them in  Success Kid

Brought laptop to bathroom while pooping Didn't masturbate

Brought laptop to bathroom while pooping Didn't masturbate  Success Kid

A hot girl sat next to me at the bus and we started talking She didn't move when the bus was almost empty

A hot girl sat next to me at the bus and we started talking She didn't move when the bus was almost empty  Success Kid

Got to work 20 minutes late First one here

Got to work 20 minutes late First one here  Success Kid

Best friend passes her PhD quals "It was unanymous"

Best friend passes her PhD quals

Was peeing in the toilet Filled the entire water surface with bubbles

Was peeing in the toilet Filled the entire water surface with bubbles  Success Kid

took a ducks advice on reddit, and brought an umbrella to school Met a cute girl and were going on a date this weekend

took a ducks advice on reddit, and brought an umbrella to school Met a cute girl and were going on a date this weekend  Success Kid
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