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Jogged a mile Didn't puke or have to stop

Jogged a mile Didn't puke or have to stop  Success Kid

scumbag in parking garage, top floor, tries to shut elevator door before I get in fails, i get in, stare him down the entire ride as he pretends to read shit on his phone

scumbag in parking garage, top floor, tries to shut elevator door before I get in fails, i get in, stare him down the entire ride as he pretends to read shit on his phone  Success Kid

Actually like my girlfriend

Actually like my girlfriend  Success Kid

Been with the same woman for 16 years She's gained some weight, and so have I. We've gone through ups and downs, but we have three great kids, our health, and one another.

Been with the same woman for 16 years She's gained some weight, and so have I. We've gone through ups and downs, but we have three great kids, our health, and one another.   Success Kid

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice  Success Kid

Posted a link not related to Halloween Made it to the front page anyway

Posted a link not related to Halloween Made it to the front page anyway  Success Kid

Girlfriend finally starts looking at reddit Same day as all the oral sex memes

Girlfriend finally starts looking at reddit Same day as all the oral sex memes  Success Kid

girlfriend got her period safe for another month

girlfriend got her period safe for another month  Success Kid

Google maps said the walk would take 23 minutes Did it in 17

Google maps said the walk would take 23 minutes Did it in 17  Success Kid

Only 1 more notch to go before I have to buy a smaller belt

Only 1 more notch to go before I have to buy a smaller belt  Success Kid
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