Success Kid

Redditor friend starts discussing karma I HAVE MORE

Redditor friend starts discussing karma  I HAVE MORE  Success Kid

wasnt going fast enough, guy flies around me cop sitting on side of road stops him, not me

wasnt going fast enough, guy flies around me cop sitting on side of road stops him, not me  Success Kid

Thought he had to take shit and couldn't move Turned out to only be a fart

Thought he had to take shit and couldn't move Turned out to only be a fart  Success Kid

Nothing in particular Just life

Nothing in particular Just life  Success Kid

loses job at McDonalds next day Mcdonalds gets robbed, everyone dies

loses job at McDonalds next day Mcdonalds gets robbed, everyone dies   Success Kid

drove past three cops after a brass monkey and three joints Made it home

drove past three cops after a brass monkey and three joints Made it home  Success Kid

Realize you have to poop before your shower

Realize you have to poop before your shower  Success Kid

ate a poppyseed bagel nothing stuck in teeth

ate a poppyseed bagel nothing stuck in teeth  Success Kid

Pissed-off fundie blanket down-votes all my posts Reads each post he down-votes.

Pissed-off fundie blanket down-votes all my posts Reads each post he down-votes.  Success Kid

I knew the answer to my security question

I knew the answer to my security question  Success Kid
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