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Gets in shower after roommate Still hot water

Gets in shower after roommate Still hot water  Success Kid

Pooped First wipe no trace of poop.

Pooped First wipe no trace of poop.  Success Kid

Played wingman they went home with the fat girls

Played wingman they went home with the fat girls  Success Kid

Old lady asked for help at the grocery store Helped her in a polite and friendly manner

Old lady asked for help at the grocery store Helped her in a polite and friendly manner  Success Kid

Wife bought $100 vibrator asked me what I do cause the vibe aint doing it

Wife bought $100 vibrator asked me what I do cause the vibe aint doing it  Success Kid

15 Minutes late to work Still arrived before my boss

15 Minutes late to work Still arrived before my boss  Success Kid

Up votes a post in /new It makes front page.

Up votes a post in /new It makes front page.  Success Kid

Started talking to a girl Sometimes she texts first

Started talking to a girl Sometimes she texts first  Success Kid

fangirled over janoskians Became luke brooks girlfriend

fangirled over janoskians Became luke brooks girlfriend  Success Kid

Reddit was down for the exact duration of my nap

Reddit was down for the exact duration of my nap  Success Kid
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