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Nobody came to our house All that candy is mine

Nobody came to our house All that candy is mine  Success Kid

Has professor from India You can understand him.

Has professor from India You can understand him.  Success Kid

Dropped toast with jelly on my bed Landed jelly side up

Dropped toast with jelly on my bed Landed jelly side up  Success Kid

Pooped at friends house Didn't clog toilet

Pooped at friends house Didn't clog toilet  Success Kid

Farts himself awake Not a shart

Farts himself awake Not a shart  Success Kid

Boyfriend making humping motions in his sleep I'm totally getting laid when he wakes up

Boyfriend making humping motions in his sleep I'm totally getting laid when he wakes up  Success Kid

Attended a marathon today Didn't get blown up

Attended a marathon today Didn't get blown up  Success Kid

Reads r/politics: Faith in humanity lost reads r/futurology: faith in humanity restored!

Reads r/politics: Faith in humanity lost reads r/futurology: faith in humanity restored!  Success Kid

a dude i hate puts up a facebook status that gets zero likes fuck yeah!

a dude i hate puts up a facebook status that gets zero likes fuck yeah!  Success Kid

Got a chill while peeing didnt hit the toilet seat

Got a chill while peeing didnt hit the toilet seat  Success Kid
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