Success Kid

had spontaneous urge to jerk off with audio headphones within arms reach. so i don't have to get up from comfy position

had spontaneous urge to jerk off with audio headphones within arms reach. so i don't have to get up from comfy position   Success Kid

Can't find stove top tea kettle. found microwave safe, ceramic kettle.

Can't find stove top tea kettle. found microwave safe, ceramic kettle.  Success Kid

Flight is in 2 hours Sent 2 Transition Requests

Flight is in 2 hours  Sent 2 Transition Requests  Success Kid

People unexpectedly stopped by was wearing clean clothes

People unexpectedly stopped by was wearing clean clothes  Success Kid

took a shit buttcheeks are still clean

took a shit buttcheeks are still clean  Success Kid

surfing reddit on my phone hit the right link without zooming

surfing reddit on my phone hit the right link without zooming  Success Kid

waited til last minute to wash clothes... found building laundry room closed for repairs one clean pair of shorts hiding in sock drawer

waited til last minute to wash clothes... found building laundry room  closed for repairs one clean pair of shorts hiding in sock drawer  Success Kid

dropped tiny screw sees exactly where it landed

dropped tiny screw sees exactly where it landed  Success Kid

(x)GF: "Go to your stupid paintball thingy..." BITCH GOTTA GO!!!

(x)GF:

A Buddhist monk challenges my parents for being too protective Mom lets me take the car on my own the next day

A Buddhist monk challenges my parents for being too protective Mom lets me take the car on my own the next day  Success Kid
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