Success Kid

Browsed reddit with girl i have crush on she now reddits

Browsed reddit with girl i have crush on she now reddits  Success Kid

had a positive interview but couldn't manage the commute Got an apartment six blocks away the same afternoon

had a positive interview but couldn't manage the commute Got an apartment six blocks away the same afternoon  Success Kid

ran into my both of my exes at the bar last night got a blowjob from the hotter one at night.... and again in the morning

ran into my both of my exes at the bar last night got a blowjob from the hotter one at night.... and again in the morning  Success Kid

Tell calc professor it would be hilarious if answer on the final is 42 Half the answers are 42

Tell calc professor it would be hilarious if answer on the final is 42 Half the answers are 42  Success Kid

Forgot notebook at school Teacher posted study notes online

Forgot notebook at school Teacher posted study notes online  Success Kid

Progressively ate a whole box of cookie dough from work No one noticed

Progressively ate a whole box of cookie dough from work  No one noticed  Success Kid

Did Three Loads of Laundry Didn't Lose a Sock

Did Three Loads
 of Laundry Didn't Lose a Sock  Success Kid

Got take-out from a new Indian place last night. Didn't shit myself to death this morning.

Got take-out from a new Indian place last night. Didn't shit myself to death this morning.  Success Kid

Joked to wife that the chirping bird that woke us up is yelling "Fuck me" Wife starts chirping

Joked to wife that the chirping bird that woke us up is yelling

Saw the fixed post After the original post

Saw the fixed post After the original post  Success Kid
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