Success Kid

Nervously call work saying I'll be late for my shift "Thats perfect, didn't need you here for another 45 mins anyway"

Nervously call work saying I'll be late for my shift

Walked home from the bar after halftime didn't miss any of the game

Walked home from the bar after halftime didn't miss any of the game  Success Kid

Went to the barber today She didn't screw up my haircut

Went to the barber today She didn't screw up my haircut  Success Kid

Pulled last of toilet paper off roll in a public restroom Exactly what I needed

Pulled last of toilet paper off roll in a public restroom Exactly what I needed  Success Kid

goes to email to inform lecture of fake illness lecture is cancelled

goes to email to inform lecture of fake illness lecture is cancelled   Success Kid

Girlfriend was on her period all week Ends on Valentine's Day

Girlfriend was on her period all week Ends on Valentine's Day  Success Kid

Preheated Cast Iron House smells like bacon

Preheated Cast Iron House smells like bacon  Success Kid

never had to fuck anyone to pay my rent

never had to fuck anyone to pay my rent  Success Kid

Did laundry All my socks matched

Did laundry All my socks matched  Success Kid

Ate a big lunch favorite stall is available for me to poop in

Ate a big lunch favorite stall is available for me to poop in  Success Kid
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