Success Kid

Missed the picture of the tick attached to that person's scrotum

 Missed the picture of the tick attached to that person's scrotum  Success Kid

Got Wife an iPhone for Mother's Day.. I get back all the Droid Chargers she's "Annexed"

Got Wife an iPhone for Mother's Day.. I get back all the Droid Chargers she's

only democrat in the room only one to never been on welfare, unemployment, foodstamps or disability

only democrat in the room only one to never been on welfare, unemployment, foodstamps or disability  Success Kid

Playing online multiplayer game with a wireless mouse The battery dies... right after my team won

Playing online multiplayer game with a wireless mouse The battery dies... right after my team won  Success Kid

Quits reddit

 Quits reddit  Success Kid

Picked college based on significant other been married for three years and have a child

Picked college based on significant other been married for three years and have a child  Success Kid

Cop pulls me over for driving 80mph in a 60mph zone Notices I have dealership tags Lets me off with a warning

Cop pulls me over for driving 80mph in a 60mph zone Notices I have dealership tags
Lets me off with a warning  Success Kid

Allergy season is here Amount of used tissues no longer suspicious

Allergy season is here Amount of used tissues no longer suspicious  Success Kid

Got drunk and sent dirty texts to current girlfriend

Got drunk and sent dirty texts to current girlfriend  Success Kid

Go and visit mum for a cup of tea in the afternoon She tells me I get 5000€ for my 18th birthday next week

Go and visit mum for a cup of tea in the afternoon She tells me I get 5000€ for my 18th birthday next week  Success Kid
Like us for More!