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Hot lady across the street was washing her car was wearing a bikini

Hot lady across the street was washing her car was wearing a bikini  Success Kid

Made coffee for the first time since I came home for summer break Found coffee cups my dad brought brought home from his business trip last week

Made coffee for the first time since I came home for summer break Found coffee cups my dad brought brought home from his business trip last week  Success Kid

bought my first watermelon it was perfectly ripe when I opened it

bought my first watermelon it was perfectly ripe when I opened it  Success Kid

Casually hit on a nurse while I was at the hospital She asked my boss for my number after I left

Casually hit on a nurse while I was at the hospital She asked my boss for my number after I left  Success Kid

you toucha me toys i breaka you face

you toucha me toys i breaka you face  Success Kid

Mom gave me a sippy cup Where's my nips?!

Mom gave me a sippy cup Where's my nips?!  Success Kid

Made it through the blizzard, from Mueller to Berg without crying.... I'm a G.

Made it through the blizzard, from Mueller to Berg without crying.... I'm a G.  Success Kid

Saw the company man while i was catching a sample He gave me a soda pop and said dont worry about samples

Saw the company man while i was catching a sample He gave me a soda pop and said dont worry about samples  Success Kid

Mommy, why you say I 'squicked'? She showed me the national debt to revenue graph.

Mommy, why you say I 'squicked'? She showed me the national debt to revenue graph.  Success Kid

fuck yeah

 fuck yeah  Success Kid
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