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Didn't get a salute from the president Got a handshake instead

Didn't get a salute from the president Got a handshake instead  Success Kid

So this guy gets pulled over, and the cop is like "You've got an open bottle of wine". So the guy's like "No dude, that's water." But then he drinks it and he's all like "It's wine!" JESUS HAS RISEN

So this guy gets pulled over, and the cop is like

Said Hello to an asian friend i hadnt seen in a year it wasn't a different person.

Said Hello to an asian friend i hadnt seen in a year it wasn't a different person.  Success Kid

Cleaned entire place to surprise her Woke up today with no hangover or housework to do

Cleaned entire place to surprise her Woke up today with no hangover or housework to do  Success Kid

Haven't had a Saturday off in five years. Checks schedule, has next Saturday off.

Haven't had a Saturday off in five years. Checks schedule, has next Saturday off.  Success Kid

Boyfriend walked in while i was playing skyrim asks me how I got past the level he's stuck at

Boyfriend walked in while i was playing skyrim asks me how I got past the level he's stuck at  Success Kid

dont have to wipe own poop

dont have to wipe own poop  Success Kid

You took My Nose Got it back

You took My Nose Got it back  Success Kid

Overhead Camera Awesome

Overhead Camera Awesome  Success Kid

put on hold and forgot about me 20 minutes of phone time

put on hold and forgot about me 20 minutes of phone time  Success Kid
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