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The line was too long at Chipotle so I went to hole-in-the-wall restaurant across parking lot Found my new favorite pizza place

The line was too long at Chipotle so I went to hole-in-the-wall restaurant across parking lot Found my new favorite pizza place  Success Kid

Got my new anti-depressant rx filled today only side effect, i will last longer in bed

Got my new anti-depressant rx filled today only side effect, i will last longer in bed  Success Kid

1 hour train ride in crammed train. Forced to sit directly in front of restroom door. Nobody went

1 hour train ride in crammed train. Forced to sit directly in front of restroom door.  Nobody went  Success Kid

Spent all day working Still plenty of time to whore out karma on my cake day

Spent all day working Still plenty of time to whore out karma on my cake day  Success Kid

Worrying about having to fire someone She resigned

Worrying about having to fire someone She resigned  Success Kid

Advertising company illegally using my images Mr. Sparkle

Advertising company illegally using my images Mr. Sparkle  Success Kid

Made it through college in 5 years didn't get anyone pregnant

Made it through college in 5 years didn't get anyone pregnant  Success Kid

Dance recital same day as older brother's wedding Parents came to my event

Dance recital same day as older brother's wedding Parents came to my event  Success Kid

On way home from /r/birmingham meetup after-party, see car driving with no headlights on repeatedly flash my lights at him til he turns them on. as he passes by, gives me a thumbs-up

On way home from /r/birmingham meetup after-party, see car driving with no headlights on repeatedly flash my lights at him til he turns them on.  as he passes by, gives me a thumbs-up  Success Kid

dropped phone on hard ground backing came off battery stayed in place

dropped phone on hard ground backing came off battery stayed in place  Success Kid
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