Success Kid

driver behind me has highbeams on reflect them back with mirror and he turns them off

driver behind me has highbeams on reflect them back with mirror and he turns them off  Success Kid

Have boobs to play with Whenever I want

Have boobs to play with Whenever I want  Success Kid

Boss made me stay late to lock up after IT maintence Got the IT guys to unblock reddit

Boss made me stay late to lock up after IT maintence Got the IT guys to unblock reddit  Success Kid

Got dumped out of the blue used it as motivation to stand up to my shitty boss, move back out west, and land the job I've always dreamed of

Got dumped out of the blue used it as motivation to stand up to my shitty boss, move back out west, and land the job I've always dreamed of  Success Kid

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend at a party Became her boyfriend

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend at a party Became her boyfriend  Success Kid

Have to poop at work Bathroom is empty

Have to poop at work Bathroom is empty  Success Kid

been dating a vegitarian for 18 months still eat whatever the fuck i want

been dating a vegitarian for 18 months still eat whatever the fuck i want  Success Kid

Got into argument with a girl She apologized first

Got into argument with a girl She apologized first     Success Kid

Eats a bowl of captain crunch top of my mouth is fine

Eats a bowl of captain crunch top of my mouth is fine  Success Kid

got drunk at an all day music festival didn't smoke once

got drunk at an all day music festival didn't smoke once  Success Kid
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