Success Kid

installed a bidet for the first time today didn't get ass-blasted in the face

installed a bidet for the first time today didn't get ass-blasted in the face  Success Kid

finished all my work before USA woke up

finished all my work before USA woke up  Success Kid

Was on loaner computer while mine was being fixed log on reddit 2 weeks later, Cakeday

Was on loaner computer while mine was being fixed  log on reddit 2 weeks later, Cakeday  Success Kid

"My Feet Are Cold" I'm already walking to the closet to get my slippers

told my best friend I loved her rubbed against my knee then shit on the doormat

told my best friend I loved her rubbed against my knee then shit on the doormat  Success Kid

Never learned German Can enjoy Hitler parody videos with impunity

Never learned German Can enjoy Hitler parody videos with impunity  Success Kid

IPhone charger broke got drunk and woke up with a new one

IPhone charger broke got drunk and woke up with a new one  Success Kid

Yelled about needing to go to the bathroom Got mom out of a traffic ticket

Yelled about needing to go to the bathroom Got mom out of a traffic ticket  Success Kid

Washed flash drive in laundry still works

Washed flash drive in laundry still works  Success Kid

Went out thursday night Didnt get punched in the face

Went out thursday night Didnt get punched in the face  Success Kid
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