Success Kid

Got drunk last night woke up next to laptop with half of coding project complete

Got drunk last night woke up next to laptop with half of coding project complete  Success Kid

does wipe #1 toilet paper comes up clean

does wipe #1 toilet paper comes up clean  Success Kid

put my contact lense in didn't feel like the fiery daggers of hell were attacking my eyeball

put my contact lense in didn't feel like the fiery daggers of hell were attacking my eyeball  Success Kid

stripper sat on my lap in a thong for 10 minutes trying to get me to buy a lap dance free lap dance

stripper sat on my lap in a thong for 10 minutes trying to get me to buy a lap dance free lap dance  Success Kid

Lost 40lbs over the last 3 months Don't have to wear an undershirt anymore

Lost 40lbs over the last 3 months Don't have to wear an undershirt anymore  Success Kid

Walk by hot chick she notices me and somehow knows my name

Walk by hot chick she notices me and somehow knows my name  Success Kid

Found a clean pair of underwear can put off laundry one more day

Found a clean pair of underwear can put off laundry one more day  Success Kid

moms birthday and mothers day are 2 days apart She is out of town for both days

moms birthday and mothers day are 2 days apart She is out of town for both days  Success Kid

Wife made a healthy decision and got even more firm tits

Wife made a healthy decision and got even more firm tits  Success Kid

Girl is staying at my place tonight remembered to buy toilet paper

Girl is staying at my place tonight remembered to buy toilet paper  Success Kid
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