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Went to the gym Didn't See old man dick

Went to the gym Didn't See old man dick  Success Kid

watched every season of the walking dead in two weeks can finally subscribe to the subreddit

watched every season of the walking dead in two weeks can finally subscribe to the subreddit  Success Kid

My sister's ex-boyfriend was an asshole I didn't murder him

My sister's ex-boyfriend was an asshole I didn't murder him   Success Kid

Haven't used drugs in 2 months

Haven't used drugs in 2 months  Success Kid

Got the last hotel room in the city (smoking) Didn't smell like smoke

Got the last hotel room in the city (smoking) Didn't smell like smoke  Success Kid

Spent 4 hours building ikea furniture with my wife created an assembly line and saved 2 hours

Spent 4 hours building ikea furniture with my wife created an assembly line and saved 2 hours  Success Kid

Went to work with diarrhea Didn't shit myself

Went to work with diarrhea Didn't shit myself  Success Kid

Wasted the entire day on reddit and tv when I should have been studying for finals. Last comment got 100 karma. worth it.

Wasted the entire day on reddit and tv when I should have been studying for finals.
 Last comment got 100 karma. worth it.  Success Kid

Pointed out flaw in professor's explanation Gave me a job for the summer

Pointed out flaw in professor's explanation  Gave me a job for the summer  Success Kid

Me- Babe what would you do if I screamed while you were giving me head? Her- Speaking of head, take off your pants. And don't scream.

Me- Babe what would you do  if I screamed while you were giving me head? Her- Speaking of head, take off your pants. And don't scream.  Success Kid
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