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Can't find movie on Netflix It's on tv

Can't find movie on Netflix It's on tv  Success Kid

cousin passes out drunk on bed flops off

cousin passes out drunk on bed flops off  Success Kid

Flushed toilet before finished peeing done peeing before toilet was done flushing

Flushed toilet before finished peeing done peeing before toilet was done flushing  Success Kid

Last starburst in the pack mother fuckin' strawberry

Last starburst in the pack mother fuckin' strawberry  Success Kid

Went backpacking across Europe Didn't get mugged or lose my passport

Went backpacking across Europe Didn't get mugged or lose my passport  Success Kid

Girlfriends on period... gives me twice as many blow jobs to make up for it

Girlfriends on period... gives me twice as many blow jobs to make up for it  Success Kid

Can't find phone didn't leave it on silent

Can't find phone didn't leave it on silent  Success Kid

Obscure TIL fact Already knew it

Obscure TIL fact Already knew it  Success Kid

Gets results from sti screenings negative

Gets results from sti screenings negative  Success Kid

wolfed down beef jerky didn't eat white packet

wolfed down beef jerky didn't eat white packet   Success Kid
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