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Running horribly late for work Receive text from boss: "I'm not coming in today."

Running horribly late for work Receive text from boss:

does a backflip breaks neck. paralized from the jaw down

does a backflip breaks neck. paralized from the jaw down
  Success Kid

Subway giving away free bacon on sandwiches. Order extra-bacon anyways to match regular cost. Free double-bacon!

Subway giving away free bacon on sandwiches. Order extra-bacon anyways to match regular cost. Free double-bacon!  Success Kid

Didn't have to open link because text in thumbnail was large enough

Didn't have to open link because text in thumbnail was large enough  Success Kid

stayed up til midnight to register for classes didn't get waitlisted

stayed up til midnight to register for classes didn't get waitlisted  Success Kid

Struggling to not cry during Budweiser Clydesdale commercial dry contacts soaked up my tears

Struggling to not cry during Budweiser Clydesdale commercial dry contacts soaked up my tears  Success Kid

gained a few pounds can finally buy pants that fit

gained a few pounds can finally buy pants that fit  Success Kid

Not hungover should be

Not hungover should be  Success Kid

Boss on Maternity Leave I Now work 10-4

Boss on Maternity Leave I Now work 10-4  Success Kid

Wife saw new die hard movie comes out on valentine's day "Sweet! I know what we're doing!"

Wife saw new die hard movie comes out on valentine's day
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