Success Kid

Farted in a womans boutique Smell covered up by all the perfume

Farted in a womans boutique Smell covered up by all the perfume  Success Kid

taking two math classes end term material on one is early material on other

taking two math classes end term material on one is early material on other  Success Kid

never really liked running,but decided to give it another try. Ran 5k in 30 minutes.

never really liked running,but decided to give it another try.  Ran 5k in 30 minutes.   Success Kid

Boss steals lamp off my desk Doesn't know I had a cold last week and coughed all over it.

Boss steals lamp off my desk Doesn't know I had a cold last week and coughed all over it.  Success Kid

Got a girl's number and she said it's not her "thing to text first" She texted first

Got a girl's number and she said it's not her

Made the front page of /r/politics with a conservative post.

Made the front page of /r/politics with a conservative post.  Success Kid

Fired 6 Nerf shots Got Laid

Fired 6 Nerf shots Got Laid  Success Kid

packed a suitcase for a trip didn't need help closing it

packed a suitcase for a trip didn't need help closing it  Success Kid

Expect to spend the entire weekend doing yard and housework Wife instead wants to spend it catching up on arrested development

Expect to spend the entire weekend doing yard and housework Wife instead wants to spend it catching up on arrested development  Success Kid

Watching Star Trek: Enterprise on netflix Perfectly skipped the theme song without hearing a single note

Watching Star Trek: Enterprise on netflix Perfectly skipped the theme song without hearing a single note  Success Kid
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