Success Kid

Finished Laundry All of my socks are in matching pairs

Finished Laundry All of my socks are in matching pairs  Success Kid

Mexican Barber NO CONVERSATION

Mexican Barber NO CONVERSATION  Success Kid

fiancee read that 5+ ejaculations a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer "guess that means more bj's"

fiancee read that 5+ ejaculations a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer

USB Stick in pants pocket went through washing machine twice Still Works

USB Stick in pants pocket went through washing machine twice Still Works  Success Kid

Pulled earbuds out of pocket weren't tangled

Pulled earbuds out of pocket weren't tangled  Success Kid

Only white guy at an all black party was referred to as "that cool white guy who can dance"

Only white guy at an all black party was referred to as

Got blackout drunk Didn't wake up hung over

Got blackout drunk Didn't wake up hung over  Success Kid

Back in the day: 19-yo; Build Retarded 90's 'Shark' Resume to impress potential employer Now co-COO of Company that hired me off of said resume

Back in the day: 19-yo; Build Retarded 90's 'Shark' Resume to impress potential employer Now co-COO of Company that hired me off of said resume  Success Kid

Left homework at home Teacher didn't collect it

Left homework at home Teacher didn't collect it  Success Kid

After 3 days with a stomach virus Pooped actual poop

After 3 days with a stomach virus  Pooped actual poop  Success Kid
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