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Was sent to catholic elementary school Became an atheist by second grade and as a joke would pray to the "cow god"

Was sent to catholic elementary school Became an atheist by second grade and as a joke would pray to the

Opened up a credit card freshman year of college Paid my bills on time every month to build my credit

Opened up a credit card freshman year of college Paid my bills on time every month to build my credit  Success Kid

Got mentioned on SIU secret admirers Gettin' laid tonight

Got mentioned on SIU secret admirers Gettin' laid tonight  Success Kid

computer battery low cord is next to the bed

computer battery low cord is next to the bed  Success Kid

SAT IN A HOT TUB FOR AN HOUR WITH A BUNCH OF CHRISTIANS ON VACATION DIDN'T GET TALKED TO ABOUT JESUS

SAT IN A HOT TUB FOR AN HOUR WITH A BUNCH OF CHRISTIANS ON VACATION DIDN'T GET TALKED TO ABOUT JESUS  Success Kid

pooped in my underwear MOM WIPED it up

pooped in my underwear MOM WIPED it up   Success Kid

Peed right after masturbating Didn't spray in 300 directions

Peed right after masturbating Didn't spray in 300 directions  Success Kid

Payed for two day shipping got it next day!

Payed for two day shipping got it next day!  Success Kid

Had a dream where I killed predator

Had a dream where I killed predator  Success Kid

Stay up late at night Still awesome content to keep me occupied

Stay up late at night Still awesome content to keep me occupied  Success Kid
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