Success Kid

Tried to text "You should come over so we can have sex" ends up "you should cooaefd pkpa d jfpa"

Tried to text

See's a post on Reddit It's a repost of one of your old posts

See's a post on Reddit It's a repost of one of your old posts   Success Kid

Saw this post a while back: I'll pray for you/I'll think for you Used it today

Saw this post a while back: I'll pray for you/I'll think for you Used it today  Success Kid

Shaved balls in case of surprise blow job Got a surprise blowjob

Shaved balls in case of surprise blow job Got a surprise blowjob  Success Kid

I woke up with such a dry mouth Two bottles of water under my bed

I woke up with such a dry mouth Two bottles of water under my bed  Success Kid

Got called into work on my day off blindsided with a promotion and raise

Got called into work on my day off blindsided with a promotion and raise  Success Kid

Went to bed last night Didn't get woken up by 15 desperate calls, texts and facebook messages from my ex.

Went to bed last night Didn't get woken up by 15 desperate calls, texts and facebook messages from my ex.  Success Kid

Took a huge shit only needed to flush once

Took a huge shit  only needed to flush once  Success Kid

Brushed my teeth No blood

Brushed my teeth No blood  Success Kid

Bought new soap Girl i like said I smelled good.

Bought new soap  Girl i like said I smelled good.   Success Kid
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