Success Kid

Finally work up the nerve to ask the girl out i have liked all year has a date this weekend

Finally work up the nerve to ask the girl out i have liked all year has a date this weekend  Success Kid

A 20ish something girl I work with who has no disability uses her grandmothers handicap permit to park close to our work entrance. I reported her and had her car towed and now she has no way to get to work.

A 20ish something girl I work with who has no disability uses her grandmothers handicap permit to park close to our work entrance. I reported her and had her car towed and now she has no way to get to work.  Success Kid

Accidentally logged out of reddit r/atheism wasn't on the front page

Accidentally logged out of reddit r/atheism wasn't on the front page  Success Kid

had explosive diarrhea didn't get it all over my buttcheeks

had explosive diarrhea didn't get it all over my buttcheeks  Success Kid

Went to Pirate Fest Plundered booty!

Went to Pirate Fest Plundered booty!  Success Kid

Mom spots me ripping the bong out the window Brings sandwiches even though you said you were not hungry

Mom spots me ripping the bong out the window Brings sandwiches even though you said you were not hungry  Success Kid

asked a woman i just met if she was pregnant She said yes

asked a woman i just met if she was pregnant She said yes  Success Kid

Mentioned I was from boston to a girl while overseas. She didn't mention marathon bombings

Mentioned I was from boston to a girl while overseas. She didn't mention marathon bombings  Success Kid

pick up laundry from the dry cleaners she matched my fifty pairs of socks for me.

pick up laundry from the dry cleaners she matched my fifty pairs of socks for me.    Success Kid

Accidentally turned off alarm thinking I hit snooze Still woke up on time

Accidentally turned off alarm thinking I hit snooze  Still woke up on time  Success Kid
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