Success Kid

The government bombed our house yesterday no one was home

The government bombed our house yesterday  no one was home   Success Kid

new shampoo and conditioner more reading material in the shower

new shampoo and conditioner more reading material in the shower  Success Kid

SimCity key gets delayed EA servers are so shit no one can play

SimCity key gets delayed EA servers are so shit no one can play  Success Kid

Wife wants to play Fighting Game Let her button mash to win, she enjoys playing.

Wife wants to play Fighting Game Let her button mash to win, she enjoys playing.  Success Kid

21 Years Of no smoking, Drinking, drugs, STDs, or kids.

21 Years Of no smoking,  Drinking, drugs, STDs, or kids.  Success Kid

Expected picture of emma stone, it was picture of emma watson

Expected picture of emma stone, it was picture of emma watson  Success Kid

Drunk and mum texted me Replied with perfect grammar and a witty egg-related pun

Drunk and mum
texted me Replied with perfect grammar and a witty egg-related pun  Success Kid

Put in my retainer after not wearing it for five years Still Fits

Put in my retainer after not wearing it for five years Still Fits  Success Kid

went grocery shopping alone for the first time still road the cart back like a scooter

went grocery shopping alone for the first time  still road the cart back like a scooter  Success Kid

5 year old son sees add for sports bra and said; "Look mom, you can buy boobs... ... nah you already have lots". 2 kids, 10 yrs together.

5 year old son sees add for sports bra and said;
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