Success Kid

Put Clothes in the Dryer Remembered

Put Clothes in the Dryer Remembered   Success Kid

banged the town slut didn't get herpes

banged the town slut didn't get herpes  Success Kid

Left milk in company fridge Still there 2 days later

Left milk in company fridge  Still there 2 days later   Success Kid

improv presentation boss says it was a job well done

improv presentation boss says it was a job well done  Success Kid

Foreign Professor Perfect English

Foreign Professor Perfect English  Success Kid

Had a bad hangover all day Didn't eat junk food

Had a bad hangover all day Didn't eat junk food  Success Kid

Got caught by the police It was my uncle's best friend

Got caught by the police It was my uncle's best friend  Success Kid

Older than my friends Still youngest person at work

Older than my friends Still youngest person at work  Success Kid

Wears flip-flops at urinal doesn't splash on toes

Wears flip-flops at urinal doesn't splash on toes  Success Kid

BUYS EIGHT SLICE BACON PACK GETS NINE SLICES

BUYS EIGHT SLICE BACON PACK GETS NINE SLICES  Success Kid
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