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Works third shift Gets to sleep through the Reddit blackout

Works third shift Gets to sleep through the Reddit blackout  Success Kid

walked across tile floor didn't step on any of the lines

walked across tile floor didn't step on any of the lines  Success Kid

CTO-140PC shipping that's what I'm talk'n bout

CTO-140PC shipping that's what I'm talk'n bout  Success Kid

Stayed up all night looking up memes still aced the test

Stayed up all night looking up memes still aced the test  Success Kid

Ex texted me she had chlamydia got tested came up negative

Ex texted me she had chlamydia got tested came up negative  Success Kid

Went to the neuroncologist's office No tumor growth and got a Swedish Massage

Went to the neuroncologist's office No tumor growth and got a Swedish Massage  Success Kid

McD's cashier said they're out of Shamrock Shakes so I buy a $1 cup of Coffee After I've paid, another cashier corrects her and gives me a free shamrock shake

McD's cashier said they're out of Shamrock Shakes so I buy a $1 cup of Coffee After I've paid, another cashier corrects her and gives me a free shamrock shake  Success Kid

Jack in the box employee was too stoned to remember your order gets high with you to make up for it

Jack in the box employee was too stoned to remember your order gets high with you to make up for it  Success Kid

Usa redditors imply that they tip waitresses based on breast size Live in New Zealand where staff are paid more so no one tips and girls just get their tits out for fun

Usa redditors imply that they tip waitresses based on breast size Live in New Zealand where staff are paid more so no one tips and girls just get their tits out for fun  Success Kid

Fiancee got nosebleed after sex Fucked her brains out

Fiancee got nosebleed after sex Fucked her brains out  Success Kid
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