Success Kid

Used the restroom at the park There was soap

Used the restroom at the park There was soap  Success Kid

1 year without a drink 1 year without pissing the bed

1 year without a drink 1 year without pissing the bed  Success Kid

Peed in my Dream Didn't pee myself

Peed in my Dream Didn't pee myself  Success Kid

Always thought condoms were the worst thing about sex Find out I need magnums

Always thought condoms were the worst thing about sex Find out I need magnums  Success Kid

not an attractive woman have been in LTRs with very handsome, intelligent men my whole life

not an attractive woman have been in LTRs with very handsome, intelligent men my whole life  Success Kid

dropped brand new toothbrush behind the toilet still in the box

dropped brand new toothbrush behind the toilet still in the box  Success Kid

Been friendzoned since freshmen year by my first love It's our junior year and i slept with her last night

Been friendzoned since freshmen year by my first love It's our junior year and i slept with her last night  Success Kid

Chopped carrots Doesn't have to go to the hospital.

Chopped carrots Doesn't have to go to the hospital.  Success Kid

Fell asleep with door unlocked Wasn't raped and murdered

Fell asleep with door unlocked Wasn't raped and murdered  Success Kid

girl touched me didn't get cooties

girl touched me didn't get cooties  Success Kid
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