Success Kid

Both Parent's parents are divorced has 8 loving grandparents

Both Parent's parents are divorced has 8 loving grandparents  Success Kid

leaving for an underway in the morning blowjob.

leaving for an underway in the morning blowjob.  Success Kid

Got dumped, didn't go to the gym, and ate nothing but pizza for two weeks. Didn't gain a pound.

Got dumped, didn't go to the gym, and ate nothing but pizza for two weeks. Didn't gain a pound.  Success Kid

Gets thoughts to do something really rash and stupid Has a dream where he pulls it off and is reminded of what a bad idea it is

Gets thoughts to do something really rash and stupid
 Has a dream where he pulls it off and is reminded of what a bad idea it is  Success Kid

Bought a caramel appel Actually ate the apple after licking off the caramel

Bought a caramel appel Actually ate the apple after licking off the caramel  Success Kid

Browsing reddit when it dawned on me No diarrhea for 12 hrs

Browsing reddit when it dawned on me No diarrhea for 12 hrs  Success Kid

Thunderstorm knocks out cable and internet neighbors wifi has no password

Thunderstorm knocks out cable and internet neighbors wifi has no password  Success Kid

Parents leave for week long cruise tomorrow mom buys double the ammount of groceries for me while they're gone

Parents leave for week long cruise tomorrow mom buys double the ammount of groceries for me while they're gone  Success Kid

Talked drunk chick at the bar into having sex with me for money Boned her then ran without paying

Talked drunk chick at the bar into having sex with me for money Boned her then ran without paying  Success Kid

Got a haircut Didn't use too much shampoo.

Got a haircut Didn't use too much shampoo.  Success Kid
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