Success Kid

Put the lotion on my skin Didn't get the hose again

Put the lotion 
on my skin Didn't get the 
hose again  Success Kid

100 problems None of them are bitches

100 problems None of them are bitches  Success Kid

Burp tasted like bacon didn't eat any bacon

Burp tasted like bacon didn't eat any bacon  Success Kid

Dad Christian, mom Jewish Christmas & Hanukkah presents

Dad Christian, mom Jewish  Christmas & Hanukkah presents  Success Kid

didn't notice cop until last moment wasn't speeding anyway

didn't notice cop until last moment wasn't speeding anyway  Success Kid

have a juice box straw doesn't go through the back

have a juice box straw doesn't go through the back  Success Kid

Ate taco bell 7 layer burrito didn't spend 7 hours on the toilet

Ate taco bell 7 layer burrito didn't spend 7 hours on the toilet  Success Kid

Accidentally spill cup that was drinking out of was empty

Accidentally spill cup that was drinking out of was empty  Success Kid

Piss On toilet stain actually removes it

Piss On toilet stain actually removes it  Success Kid

fucking jimmy john's

fucking jimmy john's  Success Kid
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