Success Kid

Pain in the ass patient scheduled to come in today No show

Pain in the ass patient scheduled to come in today No show  Success Kid

Friend told me to give my mom the middle finger Didn't know it meant fuck you, and used that as my excuse

Friend told me to give my mom the middle finger Didn't know it meant fuck you, and used that as my excuse  Success Kid

light goes out above desk at work It was a fluorescent and the office lighting is now better without it.

light goes out above desk at work It was a fluorescent and the office lighting is now better without it.  Success Kid

Principal popped into my classroom all of my children were quiet and on task

Principal popped into my classroom all of my children were quiet and on task  Success Kid

P.O. gives early release Just in time for 4/20

P.O. gives early release Just in time for 4/20  Success Kid

car runs out of gas right as I pull up to the gas pump

car runs out of gas right as I pull up to the gas pump  Success Kid

Solicitors outside grocery store already talking to someone else

Solicitors outside grocery store already talking to someone else  Success Kid

Went to india Didn't get raped

Went to india Didn't get raped  Success Kid

used reddit for presentation got an a

used reddit for presentation got an a  Success Kid

ditched car with groceries in back seat only one egg was cracked

ditched car with groceries in back seat only one egg was cracked  Success Kid
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