Success Kid

ate some rotten flesh didn't get poisoned

ate some rotten flesh didn't get poisoned  Success Kid

dropped bowl on concrete floor didn't break

dropped bowl on concrete floor didn't break  Success Kid

got kneed in the face while having sex with a girl i like got a bloody nose... awesome

got kneed in the face while having sex with a girl i like got a bloody nose... awesome  Success Kid

Introduced date to reddit Sees her on r/gonewild few days later

Introduced date to reddit Sees her on r/gonewild few days later  Success Kid

Enters wormhole lands far enough away to recloak when warping

Enters wormhole lands far enough away to recloak when warping  Success Kid

My Posts get zero upvotes Still more upvotes than knettel37

My Posts get zero upvotes Still more upvotes than knettel37  Success Kid

Noticed we had no milk Before pouring cereal

Noticed we had no milk Before pouring cereal  Success Kid

Finally got a job scouring reddit for stories to put on the news

Finally got a job scouring reddit for stories to put on the news  Success Kid

Walked out on my job got phone call for interview 7 hours later

Walked out on my job got phone call for interview 7 hours later  Success Kid

sets alarm for 7am wakes up at 6.58am

sets alarm for 7am wakes up at 6.58am  Success Kid
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