Success Kid

8 months ago my wife derided my "new internet obsession" today she used "subreddit" correctly in a sentence

8 months ago my wife derided my

Listened to Actual Advice Mallard about karma from Australians at night Got Karma

Listened to Actual Advice Mallard about karma from Australians at night Got Karma  Success Kid

Pee split into two streams Both landed in the toilet

Pee split into two streams Both landed in the toilet  Success Kid

Girl doesn't want to go any further so he backs up and apologizes Then he goes and hits on a girl who is actually going to put out.

Girl doesn't want to go any further so he backs up and apologizes Then he goes and hits on a girl who is actually going to put out.  Success Kid

Jesus Love Me! Say it, or I'll wup ur ass

Jesus Love Me! Say it, or I'll wup ur ass  Success Kid

Remember have to work at eleven tomorrow after browsing internet stoned and three stiff drinks in check clock, only 12:09

Remember have to work at eleven tomorrow after browsing internet stoned and three stiff drinks in check clock,
only 12:09  Success Kid

In the lead whilst playing Mario Kart Got a Red Shell

In the lead whilst playing Mario Kart  Got a Red Shell  Success Kid

girlfriend suggests weekend out of town Harley Davidson museum and new lingerie

girlfriend suggests weekend out of town Harley Davidson museum and new lingerie  Success Kid

3 inches of rain last night Basement not flooded

3 inches of rain last night Basement not flooded  Success Kid

Accidentally left car window rolled down and left with friend to carpool to work. Didn't end up coming home because of severe weather. Came home next day and there was no water in the car

Accidentally left car window rolled down and left with friend to carpool to work. Didn't end up coming home because of severe weather. Came home next day and there was no water in the car  Success Kid
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