Success Kid

Lost in NOrth Philly at midnight Didn't get mugged or killed

Lost in NOrth Philly at midnight Didn't get mugged or killed   Success Kid

sneezed while peeing made it all in the bowl

sneezed while peeing made it all in the bowl  Success Kid

Designs couch pattern kim kardashian wears it to costume institute ball

Designs couch pattern kim kardashian wears it to costume institute ball  Success Kid

A customer balled up his receipt and threw it at me. So when the alarm went off when he was going to the parking lot, I told Asset Protections I had never seen him before.

A customer balled up his receipt and threw it at me. So when the alarm went off when he was going to the parking lot, I told Asset Protections I had never seen him before.  Success Kid

Has a gym teacher who is a huge asshole He gets arrested and fired for beating his wife in the first month of school

Has a gym teacher who is a huge asshole He gets arrested and fired for beating his wife in the first month of school  Success Kid

thought i was getting fired didn't, got commended instead

thought i was getting fired didn't, got commended instead  Success Kid

went grocery shopping while hungry didn't buy ridiculous amount of candy

went grocery shopping while hungry didn't buy ridiculous amount of candy  Success Kid

Roommate threw a party last night while I slept Woke up to a stocked refrigerator, full boxes of pizza, and enough snacks for the next week

Roommate threw a party last night while I slept  Woke up to a stocked refrigerator, full boxes of pizza, and enough snacks for the next week  Success Kid

Forgets lunch Catered lunch from Quicken

Forgets lunch Catered lunch from Quicken  Success Kid

WIld evocations Emrakul

WIld evocations Emrakul  Success Kid
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