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Joined Reddit Quit drugs, quit smoking, lost weight, grew my penis, became handsome, learned how to fence, finished 2 novels

Joined Reddit Quit drugs, quit smoking, lost weight, grew my penis, became handsome, learned how to fence, finished 2 novels  Success Kid

Told wife I was thinking about her all night after receiving blowjob Expect many more to come

Told wife I was thinking about her all night after receiving blowjob Expect many more to come  Success Kid

Killed a spider for my wife Got a blowjob as a reward

Killed a spider for my wife Got a blowjob as a reward  Success Kid

Forgot change for the parking meter Parking meter i drive up to has more than enough time left from the last car

Forgot change for the parking meter Parking meter i drive up to has more than enough time left from the last car  Success Kid

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Received a Quarter-Sized Hickey on Saturday Combed and Iced it down to almost nothing by Monday Morning

Received a Quarter-Sized Hickey on Saturday Combed and Iced it down to almost nothing by Monday Morning  Success Kid

Corrected by everyone for saying "Jif" Was right all along

Corrected by everyone for saying

Project is due and I have nothing done teacher's wife goes into labor the night before

Project is due and I have nothing done teacher's wife goes into labor the night before  Success Kid

IRS writes "We made changes to your tax return that changed the amount of your refund." MORE MONEY

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Didn't shower today Gf complimented my hair

Didn't shower today Gf complimented my hair  Success Kid
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