Success Kid

Cooked rice for dinner Didn't burn it to the bottom of the pan

Cooked rice for dinner Didn't burn it to the bottom of the pan  Success Kid

Ordered dinner from wendys Got an extra order of fries I didn't order

Ordered dinner from wendys Got an extra order of fries I didn't order  Success Kid

Got to hug my wife today

Got to hug my wife today  Success Kid

walked through walmart didn't see someone I kinda knew to have awkward small talk

walked through walmart didn't see someone I kinda knew to have awkward small talk  Success Kid

cut off by douche in traffic today see him getting ticket five minutes later

cut off by douche in traffic today see him getting ticket five minutes later  Success Kid

Mother-in-law stopped by unannounced we weren't home

Mother-in-law stopped by unannounced  we weren't home  Success Kid

Dropped a knife Didn't instinctively try to catch it

Dropped a knife Didn't instinctively try to catch it  Success Kid

Go for the nice girl she's kinky

Go for the nice girl she's kinky  Success Kid

Returned DVR and complained about prices $50 less a month and more channels

Returned DVR and complained about prices $50 less a month and more channels  Success Kid

worked an eight hour shift nobody peed on the carpet while I was out

worked an eight hour shift nobody peed on the carpet while I was out  Success Kid
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