Success Kid

Unexpectedly gets laid Wearing thigh high socks; covers unshaven legs.

Unexpectedly gets laid Wearing thigh high socks; covers unshaven legs.  Success Kid

Genitals Not bleeding

Genitals Not bleeding  Success Kid

Not sure if handjob or delicious snack

Not sure if handjob or delicious snack  Success Kid

Made it through a conversation without someone saying "what?"

Made it through a conversation without someone saying

Dropped something while getting out of my car Not my phone

Dropped something while getting out of my car  Not my phone  Success Kid

spotted a hot ass in the crowd was my wife

spotted a hot ass in the crowd was my wife  Success Kid

Had A dream I pissed my pants Didn't piss my pants

Had A dream I pissed my pants Didn't piss my pants  Success Kid

At copdock interchange with lights on green Made it all the way round without stopping

At copdock interchange with lights on green Made it all the way round without stopping  Success Kid

waitress told me to enjoy my food didn't say "you too"

waitress told me to enjoy my food didn't say

Accidentally got cum on girls face She liked it

Accidentally got cum on girls face She liked it  Success Kid
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