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My cousin is better looking than me but i've been with much hotter girls

My cousin is better looking than me but i've been with much hotter girls  Success Kid

Left milk, cheese, and cream in car for 5 hours. still cold

Left milk, cheese, and cream in car for 5 hours. still cold  Success Kid

Only had $7.75 in the pocket Lunch came to $7.76

Only had $7.75 in the pocket Lunch came to $7.76  Success Kid

Maxis went back to their roots instead of Simants it's Simbugs

Maxis went back to their roots instead of Simants it's Simbugs  Success Kid

Yeah! aint black! coz niggers alwways trip

Yeah! aint black! coz niggers alwways trip  Success Kid

Have 4-year old son Wife now blames him for all errant urine on toilet seat

Have 4-year old son Wife now blames him for all errant urine on toilet seat  Success Kid

Cookies got stuck in vending machine shook it and got a bag of chips too

Cookies got stuck in vending machine shook it and got a bag of chips too  Success Kid

Fired for making a huge mess at work Don't have to clean it up

Fired for making a huge mess at work Don't have to clean it up  Success Kid

fuck no!

fuck no!  Success Kid

Goes to the casino with a girl, doesn't gamble Still wins Jackpot

Goes to the casino with a girl, doesn't gamble Still wins Jackpot  Success Kid
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