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Had a dream that i was going to the bathroom woke up, didn't piss my pants

Had a dream that i was going to the bathroom woke up, didn't piss my pants  Success Kid

pregnant girlfriend fell down the stairs free abortion

pregnant girlfriend fell down the stairs free abortion  Success Kid

Made the Front page on fathers day without a picture of my dad

Made the Front page on fathers day without a picture of my dad  Success Kid

Got really drunk last night Remembered to put water and advil next to my bed

Got really drunk last night Remembered to put water and advil next to my bed  Success Kid

CUSTOMER WAS AN ASSHOLE TO ME HIS CARD WAS DECLINED

CUSTOMER WAS AN ASSHOLE TO ME HIS CARD WAS DECLINED  Success Kid

Find melty chapstick in the dryer. Smoosh it back into the correct shape. Still good.

Find melty chapstick in the dryer. Smoosh it back into the correct shape. Still good.  Success Kid

I uptoke my frients just because they're my frients.... What's wrong with that?

I uptoke my frients just because they're my frients.... What's wrong with that?  Success Kid

Get to the office at 9:40 First one there

Get to the office at 9:40 First one there  Success Kid

girlfriend goes out of town for a week same week as her period

girlfriend goes out of town for a week same week as her period  Success Kid

Had a kid with a Ginger Mother Son is not Ginger

Had a kid with a Ginger Mother Son is not Ginger  Success Kid
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