Success Kid

Power went out Came back on at exactly midnight

Power went out Came back on at exactly midnight  Success Kid

you dont got my money Next time i see you in the ally you gon get jump

you dont got my money  Next time i see you in the ally  you gon get jump  Success Kid

Had first driving lesson Car didn't explode

Had first driving lesson Car didn't explode  Success Kid

Co-Worker fix the problem Takes all the credit!

Co-Worker fix the problem Takes all the credit!  Success Kid

...and then she said, "Use your whole fist"

...and then she said,

Stick fork into socket don't get shocked!

Stick  fork into socket don't get shocked!  Success Kid

Made spelling mistake 30 upvotes Anyway

Made spelling mistake 30 upvotes Anyway  Success Kid

Got a cut healed the next day

Got a cut healed the next day  Success Kid

just Shaved pubic hair two inches added

just Shaved pubic hair  two inches added  Success Kid

Buy one ding dong from vending machine... Two come out

Buy one ding dong from vending machine... Two come out  Success Kid
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